ONTARIO EMPEROR EMERGES AS LEADING CANDIDATE IN 2008 INTERNET PRESIDENTIAL STRAW POLL
Strong Showing Propels Ontario Emperor to Front Runner Status
GUASTI, CA and BARROW, AK – August 6 2007 - Despite overwhelming odds, Ontario Emperor has emerged as a leading candidate in the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.
In a recent Internet straw poll, Ontario Emperor demonstrated his electoral strength, registering poll numbers that are higher than those that major candidates have received (in other polls).
"Perception is reality," stated Ontario Emperor, "and reality is perception. My candidacy demonstrates that I am the candidate of the new wireless world, the candidate with new ideas. The old, tried and true methods of polling don't work, and neither do the old political solutions. My participation in the Internet straw poll shows my commitment to modern democracy."
Ontario Emperor has mounted his campaign in the face of unparalleled negative campaigning. "Despite major opposition," noted Ontario Emperor, "our campaign was able to respond to the lies put forth by the opposition, and to provide voters with factual information about those who oppose modern ideas."
Ontario Emperor placed second in the poll and received 9% of the vote.
Ontario Vineyard Village Association
c/o KOER Synthetica Radio 87.1 MHz
1 Empire Way Suite 2525
Guasti, CA 91743
Ontario Vineyard Village Association
200 La Jolla Street Suite 2525
Barrow, AK 99723
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Tom Petty's second and third breakdowns
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I just authored a post on my "JEBredCal" blog entitled "Breakouts, go ahead
and give them to me." I doubt that many people will realize why the title
was...
3 years ago
2 comments:
Oh, you've done it now, bucko. Reel before the power and wit of the of the STICK-MATE(S)!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Two ranters, with avocados, in the situation room. Yes, that's (Get a) Clue 2008.
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