Friday, June 8, 2007

Baca Demands Manson Reassignment

Over the wire:

MONTEREY PARK, CA -- Lee Baca, Sheriff of Los Angeles County, California, today demanded that convicted murderer Charles Manson be reassigned from prison to home confinement.

"I am concerned about the mental health of individuals," Baca said. "I demanded the reassignment of Paris Hilton because I knew that our County's medical facilities are just not equipped to deal with all types of mental illness."

Baca continued, "But Hilton is not the only one suffering behind bars. Take Charles Manson. The guy put a swastika on his forehead. Can you expect bureaucratic shrinks to deal with that? The dude's crazy. We need to release - reassign him."

State officials had no comment on Baca's demands.

(And no, this is not a real story. I don't think.)


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Anonymous said...

I guess you're no fan of Miss Hilton. Talk about apples and oranges.

Carpool Crew said...

House them together for their punishments and make a reality show about it.

Ontario Emperor said...

Anon, Sheriff Baca is the one who disturbs me more.

Ontario Emperor said...

Greetings to all who got here from Technorati (A possible trendsetter for the incarcerated). As we know now, Baca wasn't able to free Hilton, so maybe he can work on Manson, or wait for Nicole Richie.