The Music Lyrics Blog includes ten barbs that Simon Cowell has NOT used.
1. You remind me of a roofer banging on a weather vane.
2. An organ grinder's monkey chatters better than you sing.
3. That sounded like several bags of cats tied to Mr. Toads Wild Ride.
4. Nails on a blackboard, that's all I have to say.
5. Your shower just called and it wants its singer back.
6. You sounded like a theme park - not a singer - just a theme park.
7. The city pound has better singers than you.
8. That one sounded like a cow giving birth.
9. You sounded like someone in the dental chair, all numbed up, trying to sing.
10. Think of the most annoying sound in the world. Now triple it. That's you!
But check Indian Idol.
americanidol
Tom Petty's second and third breakdowns
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