That translated to approximately 8 hours in Las Vegas and Henderson. And, in case you're wondering what my wild Vegas party life is like, here's where I went:
- A relative's house in Henderson.
- The relative's hairdresser.
- An Office Depot on east Tropicana, for a quick copy job.
- A bank.
- Sunset Station, for the 5:00 pm bingo, six bucks of video poker, and dinner.
- Trader Joe's, for cookies.
- The relative's house.
- Another relative's house.
- The Terrible Herbst/Arco at Nellis and Charleston.
Back to the drive. I wasn't driving alone, which helped matters. But at midnight on Friday night I discovered something that I didn't know -
Barstow Station is not open 24 hours a day.
I had always had a vision of people in Barstow Station at 3:00 am, picking up tacky stuff on their way to wherever. But when we got to Barstow Station at 11:45 pm on a Friday night, the doors were locked shut and you couldn't get inside. The drive thru for the McDonalds was open, but that was it.
That was when I remember that Barstow (or, as Bloose affectionately calls it, Barfstow) is a very small town.
But at least the drive was quick, unlike my July 2006 drive.
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Dude, You need to get into roadside gynecology. I'm sure there are enough tramps between Ontario and Vegas to open up a practice.
ReplyDeleteD00d, there are enough tramps between Charleston and Tropicana to open up a practice!
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