Friday, January 16, 2009

Headlines of the future regarding the miracle on the Hudson

NTSB Finds Causes of Hudson Crash

The National Transportation Safety Board, after examining the US Airways plane in the Hudson River, has determined that the plane's failure was due to fish, rusted beer cans, and 17th century Dutch sailors.

PETA Demands Sullenberger Arrest

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals demanded that Mayor Bloomberg arrest US Airways pilot Chesley B. Sullenberger III. Sullenberger was responsible for the deaths of an undetermined number of birds on Thursday, January 15 when his plane encountered a flock of birds.

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