I told you I was Richard Milhous Nixon, dang it!

So I finish my song parody, and then I run across a Foothill Cities Blog post that concluded with the question:

One question: is [San Bernardino Sun columnist John] Weeks the Ontario Emperor?

For the record, Weeks said some stuff that the Foothill Cities Blog didn't quote.

Other Inland Empire cities could learn from Rialto's example, and start levying taxes on stuff they have a lot of.

Can I offer any examples?

Well, of course I can. I'm the future Emperor of the Inland Empire. I am loaded with examples.

Sounds like Weeks wants to depose me. Ye gods. Jeely kly.

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