Think of that metallic laugh as you read the item below, which Ian Kennedy found in an article at McSweeneys.net:
Have you ever noticed the difference between white robots and black robots? White robots are all 1001001, but black robots are all 0110110. Do you agree?
You have said that you do not agree.
Dating between robots can also be difficult. I will often say, "Please let me watch the local sporting event." But she will just as often say, "I want to spend time together!" The metaphor is that male robots and female robots speak different languages. Do you agree?
You have said that you do not agree.
Because you do not agree, I will now perform improvised crowd work. Where is everyone from?
And the robot's standup routine descends at an increasing rate from that time coordinate.
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