Thursday, July 5, 2007

The July 4th News that Mika Brzezinski Didn't Cover

kbade found this one. From the Daily Mail:

They've chalked up 30 days of rehab and 23 days of jail time between them, and now notorious Hollywood wild girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have joined forces to celebrate their new found freedom.

The reformed It girls have buried their long standing feud...for an alcohol free July 4 beach party in Malibu.

Lindsay, who curiously kept her tiny denim shorts undone during the party, guzzled on energy drinks and smoked cigarettes, while Paris mingled with the crowd and occassionaly waved at the nearby hoards (sic) of paparazzi.

Hmmm. I guess LACK of "friction" can be newsworthy, and the revelation that Paris stashes "hoards" of paparazzi away certainly fits the "oddity" objective.

Now if Paris and Lindsay become gay marriage partners, the story will be complete. Especially if they keep the marriage secret for several months, but for some reason I can't see Paris doing that, any more than I can see Lindsay discussing this:

[Australian] [o]pposition Leader Kevin Rudd and minor parties had alleged that the government had admitted that oil was behind Australia's decision to join the US-led invasion of Iraq - one of the world's largest producers of crude oil.

There. I hope everyone feels better now.

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